A Step-by-Step Guide to Being as Fierce as Sharpay Evans

Because it's the only one that matters, right?

Everyone appreciates a new way of telling them to get lost. And don't misjudge the power of simple name-calling (e.g., "tall person").

You are you, and no one will ever be able to stop it.

All the time. Every second of every day.

Cafeterias, pools, gala events. Who cares where you are? The world is your stage. And also your oyster.

And throw it in their faces at every possible moment.

Spare none of it.

And we're not just talking about performance warmups. Warm up before you kick ass; warm up before you dominate all the competition. Always warm up.

Maybe you want fabulous. Maybe you want something else entirely. Just know what it is and stop at nothing.

Never has a crown ever looked more spectacular and regal on someone's head. Bow down, everyone.

That way, everyone will know when you're pissed.

Pose, pose, pose, pose.

No one can resist your feminine wiles.

Yes, it's a difficult skill. But it's so, so necessary.

Never underestimate the art of well-placed sarcasm.

You should always be hungry for more. ALWAYS.

You are a vixen, and no one can hold you back from all the cute boys.

This one's kind of obvious but worth a mention.

Make sure no one detects it.

Because no one can replace you.

You are the master of your own destiny.

They're going to hear you roar, and it'll be way fiercer than Katy Perry.

"What the hell, bro?"

Never stop working it.

Vital.

They think they can dump their lunch on you and get AWAY with it?!

Even when you're not.

We feel you, girl, we feel you.

If you say hello to someone in public, she should be so, so grateful.