Nothing Will Unsettle and Soothe You More Than The Grinch's ASMR Video

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We all know The Grinch loves to spread Christmas cheer, but did you know that he's a trendy influencer now?! Keeping with the times — in the same way it kept up with the Kardashians so very recently — Universal Studios has treated us all to one of those ASMR videos that seem to be everywhere right now. In the clip, The Grinch whispers into a microphone and then bites into an actual red onion with painful slowness and direct eye contact. By the end of the video, I'm actually not sure if I'm soothed and destressed or experiencing the most intense fight-or-flight sensations in my short history on this Earth. Is it possible to feel both at the same time? Anyway, Happy Holidays? I guess?