"All I Want For Christmas Is You" and "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" are great and all, but this year, the only holiday song I'll be jamming out to is "Savage Santa." A new remix performed by Megan Thee Stallion and James Corden on The Late Late Show on Monday night, the track gives Meg's chart-topping hit a decidedly naughty spin, and y'all, it's a certified bop.
Set in Santa's Twerkshop, the music video stars Corden as an eggnog-chugging St. Nick who can "make your North Pole tingle" and enjoys hitting on mothers at the houses he visits. Megan kicks off the jingle, rapping, "He's the new mall Santa / Ho-ho-ho'ing through Atlanta. Suit from Dolce and Gabanna / Binged The Crown just for Diana. He's drunk on eggnog / He gets high in Santa's workshop. And that lil' red nose only shines for Rudolph." Watch the full video above to hear the rest of the hysterical lyrics performed by the musical duo we never knew we needed. Can these two just release a full version on Spotify already?