The 14 Types of Harry Potter Fans

Every time a new book came out, they hustled over to the nearest bookstore to stand in line, then hibernated for a day to marathon read the whole thing cover to cover. They eat, sleep, and breathe the Harry Potter series, and they were actually mad when the movies were released, refusing to see them because they didn't want to ruin the way they'd envisioned the stories. (They eventually saw the movies, but only because J.K. Rowling was involved.)