- What to wear for Jane: A severe black bob, a red jacket, a black-and-white V-neck, and gray shorts with black leggings and combat boots.
- What to wear for Daria: Round glasses, a mustard-yellow shirt under a green jacket, and a pleated black skirt. Army boots, laced all the way up.
- How to act: Like you're pissed you missed a Sick Sad World marathon for this lame party.
Shop: Sukri Black Bob ($16, originally $20)