Everything You Were Feeling While Watching Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers: Age of Ultron opens this weekend, and once you see the movie, you may feel what we did: like you were just on an emotional roller coaster. There are plot twists, casualties, romances, surprises, a mysterious end-credits scene — and there's a lot that you feel during this movie. Spoilers are obviously ahead, but if you have seen the movie, it's time to commiserate.
When the Movie Kicks Right Off With an Epic Action Sequence
When You First See Chris Evans as Cap
When We First Hear Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver's Accents
When Agent Hill Reduces Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch to "He's Fast and She's Weird"
When Everyone Is Having Superhero Party Time
When Thor Is Wearing a Regular-Guy Outfit
When Thor and Tony Explain Why Gwyneth Paltrow and Natalie Portman Are Not in the Movie
When Natasha Flirts With Bruce
When Natasha Makes the Millionth Double Entendre to Flirt With Bruce
When Cap Is Like NBD She Flirts With Me Too
When Tony Stark's Attempt to Create Ultron Goes Terribly Wrong
When Ultron Crashes the Fun Party
When Scarlet Witch Gives Each Avenger Personal Nightmares
When We Learn That Hawkeye Has a Secret Wife and Family
And OMG His Wife Is Lindsay Weir!
And They Call Black Widow “Aunt Nat?!”
When Natasha Tells Bruce She Can Never Have Children
When the Hulk Smashes an Entire City
When Thor Finds Selvig
When Thor Wades Into the Water of Sight
When Vision First Appears
When Natasha and Bruce Finally Kiss
When the City Is Floating
When SHIELD Comes to the Rescue
When Quicksilver Dies
When the Hulk Stops Communicating With Natasha and Takes Off
When Vision Easily Lifts Thor's Hammer
When You're Waiting For the End Credits
When Thanos Is Revealed, Makin' Trouble
Well, doing this.