9 Song Lyrics From the '90s That Made Absolutely ZERO Sense

Lyric: "Like a rock, you waited so patiently"

There are many types of people that I would consider patient. Waiters? They must be at their wits' end on a busy Saturday night. Teachers? They probably have to work to keep their lips zipped on the daily. Rocks? Well, let's just say that if emoji existed when this song hit the radio over 15 years ago, this lyric would have earned it the unamused-looking one.