Popsugar Entertainment Oscars Chris Rock's Best Jokes at the Oscars 2016 The 8 Best Jokes From Chris Rock's Scathing Oscars Monologue March 4, 2016 by Maggie Panos View On One Page Photo 7 of 8 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 7 "If they nominated hosts, I wouldn't even get this job. You'd be watching Neil Patrick Harris right now." — Speaking the actual truth Previous Next Start Slideshow Chris RockAward SeasonOscarsMovies