The New Britney Spears Album Summed Up in 17 Glorious GIFs
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Britney Spears has finally graced our ears with a new album, Glory, and get ready, guys, because nearly every song on it is pop perfection. Is there some flagrant use of autotune? Yeah. Do a few songs lag a little? OK, maybe. For the most part, though, this is one of her best albums yet (snooze you later, Britney Jean). If you're still on the fence about listening to it, go ahead and take a look at our handy guide for Glory.
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"Invitation"
It's almost a bad thing that "Invitation" is the first track on Glory, because we have a hard time not wanting to replay it over and over again.
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"Private Show"
We dare you to try to listen to "Private Show" without engaging in some vigorous snapping.
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"Man on the Moon"
"Man on the Moon" should actually be called "Man on the Beach," because this song has the Summer vibe that pairs perfectly with laying out by the pool.
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"Just Luv Me"
"Just Luv Me" isn't a huge banger, but it's definitely going to make you want to get up and shimmy a little.
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"Slumber Party"
The title of this song is actually pretty apt, because this track is kind of a snooze. If you need something calming to play right before bed, though, this is it.
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Love Me Down
BRB, going to try to get "La-la-la-love me, la-la-la-love me down" unstuck from our heads.
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"Hard to Forget Ya"
We can definitely see this being one of her new singles (and if it's not, we'll just have to riot in the streets, NBD).
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"Better"
This song belongs in the background of a romantic comedy's shopping spree montage.
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"Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)"
The Latin vibe really works in "Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)," which is a catchy slow burn.
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"Liar"
This song is drawing comparisons to Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River," and for good reason. These lyrics go hard (well, as hard as her lyrics ever do).
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"If I'm Dancing"
If "Liar" goes hard, then "If I'm Dancing" is its light, dreamy opposite.
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"Compure Électrique"
"Why is Britney speaking in French?" you might be asking yourself, but JUST GO WITH IT.