What to wear for Bill: White Converse sneakers, crumpled pants, a purple patterned windbreaker, and a blond curly wig.
What to wear for Ted: Blue Converse sneakers, a "Save the Humans" sticker on your rolled-up pants, a white band t-shirt under a vest, and a red jacket.
How to act: Like everything is rad. Just nod a lot and say "righteous!"