Someone Started a Campaign to Remake The Last Jedi, and Twitter Isn't Having Their Nonsense

Things I Will Fix in The Last Jedi:

1. Leia and Holdo kiss
2. Luke = more crotchety
3. Kylo Ren and Rey sing a funny duet about becoming friends in their mind-link set to a montage of Rey pissing off the nuns
4. Kylo Ren actually never wears a shirt now and is wider every scene

— Kivan, King of Cups (he/him) (@KivaBay) June 21, 2018