8 Reasons Wednesday Addams Is My Soulless Sister

We don't talk enough about Wednesday's potent line, "I'd pity him" after Joel asks if she's met a man who would be her "devoted slave." Not every woman wants to be constantly flattered or idolized. Loved? Yes. Respected? Of course. But fawned over? It's a no for me. I'd rather be in a coequal relationship in which we share the same rank of importance.