I Will Happily Be the Soccer Parent You Talk Sh*t About If It Means I Get to Sit in This Folding Massage Chair All Season

Whether this is your child's first soccer season or their fifth, chances are you've put in a lot of work as the parent of a young athlete. Between waking up early, getting their lunch and snacks prepared, driving them to their games and tournaments, then sitting on the sidelines and cheering them on, supporting their growing career is taxing, no matter how much you and they enjoy it. There are foldable chairs on the market that can heat you up or even options to cool you down, but now with the Sharper Image Foldable Shiatsu Massage Chair ($199), you can get an actual massage while you root for Team Blue.

Sharper Image Foldable Shiatsu Massage Chair

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$199

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Granted, it requires power to operate, but getting a portable outlet charger is as easy as clicking a button and adding one to your cart. And sure, you're certainly taking a big risk at garnering glares from other parents when they see you not only closing your eyes during a game to get your shiatsu on, but supplying your own energy source while you're at it, but that will all end when they ask you to sit in it during a time out. You'll be the hero of the soccer season with this one.