Funny Letters to the Tooth Fairy

1 The kid who is willing to negotiate.

$20? OK, $10. OK fine, $9 . . . you win, tooth fairy.

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2 The kid who's no longer friends with Rick.

Rick would help look for it, but I'm guessing he's probably grounded for punching his friend in the face.

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3 The planner.

Brady just wants to know if this whole ordeal is going to be worth it in the end.

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4 The charitable kid.

Checkmate.

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5 The kid who aims high.

After all, it is lucky number seven.

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6 The hard-on-money kid.

Don't we all, kid. Don't we all.

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7 The micromanager.

You only had two jobs, tooth fairy. Two jobs!

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8 The hungry kid.

So Kayla ate it — but she'll know better when she's 6.

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9 The kid who wants you to know her struggle.

It didn't just fall out like all the kids who ate theirs. This tooth took work.

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10 The kid who is over it.

Just take it. TAKE IT!

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11 The prelaw kid.

Someone get a black light, I'm guessing there is some invisible ink on that paper somewhere.

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12 The high roller.

Gotta have negotiation skills if you wanna pay the bills.

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13 The kid whose parents are over her questions.

Look, it's hard to get creative in the middle of the night — we've all been there. But, really, Tooth?!

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14 The kid who doesn't want any trouble.

What did he think she would do? Cover him in sparkles?

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15 The kid who just wants the tooth gone.

And he's definitely not looking for any handouts.

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16 The kid who eats too much candy.

Clearly she didn't learn that candy is how she got the jazzy tooth in the first place.

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17 The future banker.

Huge mistake, Tyler! Everyone knows it's best to store all tooth fairy profits in an offshore account.

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18 The future teacher.

I love a girl who takes charge.

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19 The good-mannered, weird science kid.

The whole gap thing isn't work for her; she'd like a nice full mouth of teeth. Please and thank you.

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20 The kid who knows how to butter someone up.

You are wonderful and beautiful and I love you and you are my favorite person. So, about that present . . .

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21 The kid who's really embarrassed by her mom.

Yeah, I think she is entitled to a gift still. Mom, on the other hand . . .

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22 The believer kid (sort of).

Though I think the tooth fairy is on thin ice.

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23 The kid who's willing to take anything.

That's my kind of kid.

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24 The sensitive kid.

Ball is in your court, Mom, er, tooth fairy.

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25 The visual learner.

Because, you know, the tooth fairy still isn't quite clear on what exactly a tooth looks like.

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26 The cash-only kid.

Honestly, where would the tooth fairy even swipe a credit card anyway?

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27 The creeped-out kid.

You know poor Henry has been terrified for this dream to occur.

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28 The jack-of-all-trades.

Good trade — the eyelash fairy barely gives anything for lashes anymore.

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29 The kid with a good imagination.

A castle out of teeth? Um, gross.

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30 The take-it-or-leave-it kid.

So basically, tooth fairy, cough it up.

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31 The passive-aggressive poet.

T is for thank you (unless you leave less than $3).

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32 The more pain, more gain kid.

Do you know how hard this crooked tooth was on her?

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33 The kid who probably needs a new bed.

Welp, this doesn't seem safe.

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34 The proof-is-in-the-pudding kid.

You want proof, he'll give you your proof.

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35 The wishy-washy begger.

I love the part where he suggests the tooth fairy reward his friend too.

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36 The mom who's in the dog house.

I feel for her. You know this was a long, long day in her house.

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37 The confused kid.

I mean, I would be weirded out if I woke up on top someone else's tooth too.

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38 The too-old kid.

She knows it's her mom, but she still wants her money (at least she's polite about it).

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1 The kid who is willing to negotiate.

2 The kid who's no longer friends with Rick.

3 The planner.

4 The charitable kid.

5 The kid who aims high.

6 The hard-on-money kid.

7 The micromanager.

8 The hungry kid.

9 The kid who wants you to know her struggle.

10 The kid who is over it.

11 The prelaw kid.

12 The high roller.

13 The kid whose parents are over her questions.

14 The kid who doesn't want any trouble.

15 The kid who just wants the tooth gone.

16 The kid who eats too much candy.

17 The future banker.

18 The future teacher.

19 The good-mannered, weird science kid.

20 The kid who knows how to butter someone up.

21 The kid who's really embarrassed by her mom.

22 The believer kid (sort of).

23 The kid who's willing to take anything.

24 The sensitive kid.

25 The visual learner.

26 The cash-only kid.

27 The creeped-out kid.

28 The jack-of-all-trades.

29 The kid with a good imagination.

30 The take-it-or-leave-it kid.

31 The passive-aggressive poet.

32 The more pain, more gain kid.

33 The kid who probably needs a new bed.

34 The proof-is-in-the-pudding kid.

35 The wishy-washy begger.

36 The mom who's in the dog house.

37 The confused kid.

38 The too-old kid.

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