The Mother Lode of Hilarious Notes About Mom

A mom can never have enough chicken.

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Mom's too sexy for this poem.

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. . . Even if everyone else is on the fence.

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Looks like that strawberry diet is paying off.

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Excuse me as I go and silently cry in the bathroom.

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"I love you so much although you can be awkward."

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Hey, he could have said mom smelled like a banana split, and that she doesn't smell like . . . poo.

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What? Do I want to take a bubble bath? Oh no, no, no. I'd much rather clean our house — and believe me, it's not an easy task with these humongous feet.

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. . . And then there's coffee.

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Don't sweat it, Mama. This just means you're doing a good job.

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He was no Einstein, but some people did think that Michael Jackson was a genius.

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Thanks for the reminder, kid.

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Every mom's greatest joy: supplying her children with WiFi.

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Everyone leave mom alone, she is about to watch her "Mom shows" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). That includes you too, Dad.

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Or two. Whatever.

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Everyone knows my mama don't cook. (See favorite food below.)

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He's really got his typing down —now it's probably time to focus on wiping.

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Might be time to lay off the Paleo.

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Hint, hint.

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And mama's gonna need more tissues! This is what it's all about.

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