Amazon Sells a Girlfriend Pillow With Weird Uneven Boobs and Only 1 Arm, and I Am Worried For This Woman
There are a lot of things I don't understand: space travel, insurance policies, and now, this Original Girlfriend Pillow ($33). It's not the idea of a girlfriend pillow that makes me give the item a side-eye — people like to cuddle and spoon — it's this woman. This poor woman, who, for whatever reason, has mismatched, perfectly round boobs (maybe she breastfed, in which case, same) and only one arm and is wearing what I can only describe as a rubber dish-washing glove. It's obviously a gag gift, but we just want to know the story behind it! Amazon, shoot me an email.