This Straw Lets You Drink Your Wine Straight Out of the Bottle, Because Doing Dishes After Drinking Is Basically Punishment
Whether you're a weekend warrior who savors her sips for Saturdays and Sundays, or you drink even less frequently than that, we all have that moment when we're looking forward to indulging in a bold red blend but just barely have the energy to uncork the bottle. That's when you need Glitter Wine Bottle Straws ($15), which are designed to fit directly into a full bottle of wine. These are gorgeous, glitter-infused straws meant for purely this activity and this activity alone. This is not your kid's soda straw!
The next time you come home and are absolutely exhausted and desperately want to drink your glass of wino as fast as possible, you'll be happy you have this in your cabinet. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not bother getting a glass out of the cupboard. Pop the straw directly into the mouth of the bottle and sip.