If you're looking for a laugh, you've come to the right place. Let me introduce you to Archie, a 6-year-old Golden Retriever with his very own Instagram account, who simply cannot stop stealing things from his human parents. And we're not just talking about his own slew of dog toys. Nope! Archie will pretty much snag anything, from wallets to mail (LOL) to a pair of pants. The best part? He absolutely refuses to give the contraband back. He even had the gall to swipe a cat toy from one of his siblings, how outrageous! Scroll through to get a peek at some of the seriously hilarious videos his loyal humans have shared with the world. FYI: you might want a new puppy after watching.