27 Images That Prove Kids Have the Dirtiest Minds Ever

And those are not easy to ride.

I didn't realize they were reading Fifty Shades of Grey in elementary school.

Does anyone else hear Oprah yelling this?

I'm guessing Dad helped her with this assignment.

Puzzles.

I bet this dad has never been so proud.

All of me.

Time for Mom to start monitoring her kids a little more.

. . . And talks like a duck. And looks like a duck. Then, obviously it's a d*ck.

Uh, you might want to get that checked out.

This kid has a future in romance novels.

Poor, poor Veronica.

Wishful thinking, kid.

. . . Is to have a penis- and nut-eating elephant sit by him.

That's a smell you never forget.

Uh, that's a weird name for your penis.

That's one place to put it.

You have a what?

You gotta go.

Much easier said than done.

Someone had to do it.

Preach it!

Just about as much as she loves the pot and the Google.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

. . . Just look at the questions they have to answer!

FU too, Desi.

I guess it's a familiar word to this kid.