How to Prepare For Your Child's First Field Trip

1 You find the permission slip in the bottom of his backpack.

His first field trip is in two weeks. And it's to a farm. You wonder when farms started charging $20 for admission. This, you think, is when real parenthood begins.

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2 Your child is beyond excited.

You, not so much. You've been to the zoo when a school field trip was there, and you didn't like what you were seeing. Plus, your child has never even been on a school bus before. Speaking of bus . . .

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3 You suddenly remember a story on the news last night.

Seriously? This has to be the worst timing ever.

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4 You contemplate calling your child out "sick" on that day.

But then you realize you'll be paying her therapy bills long after elementary school if you keep her home from all her field trips. So you decide she will go.

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5 Now the real question is: will you go too?

Forget circumcision. To a chaperone or to not chaperone? That is the ultimate parenting question.

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6 Alas, you volunteer yourself.

You've never felt more like Katniss Everdeen. This ain't gonna be easy.

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7 So you fill out the necessary parent volunteer background check.

The system thinks a little too long before giving you approval, and you start to wonder if that DUI you got in college is going to be a problem.

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8 The night before, you race around to find a shirt the color your child's class is supposed to wear.

And it's yellow. After scouring her closet, you wonder how on earth your child does not own one single yellow shirt. You wonder if orange counts. Nope; off to Target it is.

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9 On the day of, riding the bus isn't as bad as you thought it would be.

Though you secretly wish you'd brought earplugs — and half a Dramamine.

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10 But the petting zoo portion of the farm is worse than you thought.

You are reminded as to why you struggled with the idea of tagging along in the first place — it's a petting zoo. You decide your role is equal parts chaperone and hand sanitizer dispenser.

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11 Finally, it's time to gather the troops for lunch.

After counting the children at least five times and opening 10 water bottles, eight juice boxes, nine bags of pretzels, and one string cheese, you dig into your own squished bagged lunch. Except that lunchtime is now over, and it's time to re-count the kids and get 'em on the bus.

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12 You get back home around 1:15 p.m. and you're exhausted.

You reflect on the trip and realize you spent so much time making sure you didn't lose someone else's kid that you didn't even interact with your own child. You conclude that field trips aren't so bad after all, as long as someone else does the chaperoning.

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