Jenny Mollen's Funniest Parenting Moments
Jenny Mollen's Most WTF Parenting Moment Has to Do With Her Son Saying "Penis" Repeatedly
Jenny Mollen is one funny mama. Never one to shy away from sharing candid stories and photos on social media, the mom of two is just as blunt and honest in person, which we found out when she shared her top two WTF parenting moments at an event hosted by Stayfree. Jenny is partnering with the brand in honor of its Ultra Thin Pads with All-In-One protection, designed to keep you dry and comfortable during every unexpected moment, tying in perfectly to her first WTF moment, which came while at a trampoline park with her 4-year-old son, Sid, and husband, Jason Biggs.
"I took Sid recently to an indoor trampoline place," Jenny told POPSUGAR. "I was trying to impress him — I'm from Arizona, where everyone had a trampoline in their backyard — so I'm like 'OK, I'm going to do a back flip and totally blow his mind right now.' I was jumping, jumping, jumping, then I looked at Jason like, 'I think I just peed.' We always travel with a second pair of clothes for Sid and Laz, but for me, I don't travel with a second pair of clothing."
Her second — arguably more hilarious — WTF moment, however, is possibly less relatable, unless you've talked about "private parts" with your toddler (so, actually, pretty relatable).
"I told Sid: 'Nobody can touch your penis. Nobody. Those are your private parts, those are just for you, it's your body.' He was like three-and-a-half, I figured it was time for me to tell him that, just so that he knows since he's going to school and using the bathroom there. So now here's the f*cked up thing," she said through a laugh. "Now he thinks it's so funny — because he knows that I'm telling him no one can touch his penis, it's his thing — so he's like, 'Mommy, touch my penis.' We have to say, 'No, Sid, no one is touching your penis!' and he'll be like, 'Come on, touch my penis.' It's so bad."
We wish you could hear the sly voice Jenny does for Sid's . . . awkward . . . request, but you'll just have to imagine it. Or wait until you have the talk with your toddler about their own bodies — I'm sure they'll come up with something equally as weird and hilarious on their own.
Parenting . . . WTF, am I right?
