Kids Ruin the Darnedest Things

I'd say she's an Independent.

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The permanent-marker bandit strikes again.

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Really? You couldn't remember those two keys without marking them?

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Dolla, dolla, dolla, dolla, dolla, dolla, dolla bill, y'all.

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Kid tested, mother cursed.

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Nope, doesn't flush.

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People who live in houses with children shouldn't wear glasses.

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Kids ca_ be such _erks.

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Stairway to insanity.

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And milk glass just came back into style!

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That's one way to keep mama on the edge of her seat.

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. . . and that's another.

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Toddlers are known to have their fingers in every pie.

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He had something else in mind for your window treatments. Like nothing.

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I'm guessing his favorite track was "Sorry."

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There are no words. No, seriously — it's just a bunch of scratches.

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Ah, the age-old rub-the-tub-of-hummus-all-over-the-remote trick.

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I'm not gonna lie; I bet that was kind of fun to do.

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Nooooooooooo!

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If you buy frosting called "Bold Purple Vanilla," I'd say you had it coming.

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And now you understand why 99.9 percent of parents do not allow glitter in their homes.

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I did it, you did it, we all did it as kids — but that doesn't make it any less annoying.

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Cornmeal and Legos; what's not to like?

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No, that's not dry erase marker.

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Someone doesn't seem too thrilled about having a new baby join the family.

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Kid, I could have saved you the trouble and told you that all the pieces actually do taste and look the same.

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Sorry, honey — this isn't Toy Story.

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It's a good thing ice cream wipes off. Wait, that's not ice cream. Is that paint? OMG!

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A for sentiment, F for freaking out (as in, mommy is).

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Why aren't you eating your dinner, sweetie?

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Gone, just like that big blue bottle of detergent.

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