The NFL's "Super Bowl Babies" Commercial Proves That Winning Cities Have More Sex

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Yes, grown-ups often have sex when they're happy about something. Something like a promotion at work, a sunny day, or, say, their favorite team winning the Super Bowl. Emotions run high during the big game, so it's natural for that enthusiasm to spill over to the bedroom, but we bet you never thought about what happens nine months later, did you? Well, the NFL is thinking about it, and it's got what must be the cutest Super Bowl commercial to celebrate it!

"Super Bowl Babies Choir" is a parody of Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" that is scheduled to run at the end of the third quarter of Sunday's game. The ad features babies, kids, and adults (not to mention a cameo by Seal himself!) clad in the NFL jerseys of the team that is responsible for their birth nine months after their Super Bowl victories. The first group of babies to appear on the screen are New York Giants fans, all born nine months after the team's 2008 win.

The adorable tots croon, "What makes the Super Bowl so super? A day we adore. It is a day, so super, it's why we were born."

Cue the babies, now adults, who were born after the Dallas Cowboys's 1993 and 1994 back-to-back victories and hear, "And in the end, When our team won, Mom and Dad looked at each other, One thing led to another that night."

"We wanted to do something that stuck with the theme that also captured the excitement of the game," NFL chief marketing officer Dawn Hudson told ESPN, alluding to the league's "Football Is Family" campaign.

Yup, they certainly did capture the excitement of the night, in a way that we never thought about before! Watch the entire video above and sing along with the lyrics below. We'll be keeping our eyes on Colorado and North Carolina for a baby boom in about nine months!

"Super Bowl Babies" Lyrics
Ba dada da da da da da da, bada da

What makes the Super Bowl so super? A day we adore.
It is a day, so super, it's why we were born.

And in the end
When our team won
Mom and Dad looked at each other
One thing led to another that night

[We're all] Babies,
It all happened on the night that a Super Bowl was played, ooh
That's why we're here singing this sweet serenade
And now Super Bowl Fifty is here
There's so much reason for cheer tonight
Ever since we were in diapers, we've watched every game
Cheering so loud. We goo-goo'd. We ga-ga'd. We waaaaah'd
[babies crying]
Baby! We were all just little twinkles, twinkling in our daddy's eye
Til that Super Bowl Sunday night

And when at last
Nine months have passed
They welcome to the world, us newborn baby boys and girls

[We're all] Babies,
It all happened on the night that a Super Bowl was played, ooh
A day when history and our families were made
And now Super Bowl Fifty is here
So much reason for cheer tonight

We're all Super Bowl Babies, oh yeah
We're all Super Bowl Babies, oh yeah

When there were no more jalapeno-chili-bacon chicken wings
Mommy and dad, they cuddled. Canoodled. All night. Baby.
On that night our moms and dads were so filled with desire
[filled with desire]
Here we stand, a baby choir.

[We're all] Babies,
It all happened on the night that a Super Bowl was played, ooh
That's why we're here singing this sweet serenade
And now Super Bowl Fifty is here
So much reason for cheer tonight
Ba dada da da da da da da, bada da Ba dada da da da da da da, bada da
And now Super Bowl Fifty is here
So much reason for cheer tonight