A $250 Drinking Straw and 11 Other Absurd Items From Tiffany & Co.'s New Homeware Collection

Want something truly unique (not to mention completely frivolous)? Purchase this ball of yarn ($9,000). It's made of hand-spun sterling silver and is one of only five available in a limited edition.

Sip your coffee from something surprisingly swanky, like this pair of playful bone china cups ($95). They're molded to look like everyday paper cups.

Legos feel so trite when you can play with this set of 10 sterling silver and American walnut building blocks ($1,500). Keep them on your desk for a swanky distraction — but be forewarned that little ones in the house will be immediately drawn to them, and at $150 per block, you won't want to lose any.

Shopping for someone with a sweet tooth? Up their dessert game with this sterling silver and American walnut ice cream scoop ($375).

Make your fellow book club members envious of your reading style when you mark your page with this paper-clip bookmark ($165).

Tiffany & Co. just gave your favorite childhood pastime a high-class makeover. This luxe yo-yo ($300) is made of American walnut and sterling silver, and the string features a cute Tiffany-blue accent.

With their sterling silver accents and pops of Tiffany blue, these leather and reclaimed American walnut table-tennis paddles ($650) are almost too pretty to play with.

Elevate even the most basic microwave pizza by slicing it up with an Elsa Peretti® Padova™ Pizza Cutter ($165) made of sterling silver.

Upgrade your pencil, pen, and paintbrush storage with a sterling and vermeil tin can ($1,000), complete with Tiffany's signature blue enamel accent.

Even something as simple as a paper plate ($950) is transformed into a work of art when sculpted from sterling silver.

Measuring, a once tedious task, is a joy when you have this sterling silver, American walnut, and Tiffany-blue enamel ruler ($450) on hand.

A glass and sterling silver pencil sharpener is the perfect gift for the academic or poet in your life — but at $275 a pop, you'll need some extra dough to spring for this gift.