He Did What? 17 Hilariously Strange Kid Habits

"Lulu has one really weird habit: she tweaks my nipple to fall asleep. I know. Since I stopped nursing her, the lil perv finds some kinda bizarre comfort in playing 'tune in, Tokyo' on my boobs. At first I let her do it 'cuz I felt guilty about stopping nursing at 11 months, but now, come on . . . this is just getting crazy. Is she gonna be a teenager and have to reach in my shirt to start snoozing? Dear God, at this rate she just might." — Janet D.