13 Bizarre Kids' Products You Won't Believe Exist

"Any doll that poops and pees is on the top of this list. There's a lot of things I need more of, faux excrement isn't one of them." — Nicole L. of Ninja Mom Blog

"When I saw the commercial for the Baby Alive Whoopsie Doo doll, I thought I was watching Saturday Night Live. Then I remembered that it was 7:30 in the morning. This is a doll that pees and poops. To me, that’s the sort of thing you’d distribute to teenagers in a high school health class as an exercise in birth control. Do little kids really want to change poopie diapers? Mine sure won’t stay still when I’m changing hers." — Amy W. of Carriage Before Marriage