Popsugar Family Parenting Humor What Kids Say About Parents Private Parts Kids Say the Darnedest Things . . . About Their Parents' Private Parts July 28, 2017 by Rebecca Gruber View On One Page Photo 4 of 25 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 4 "My daughter who is four told me, 'Mom, when I get old and wrinkly I don't want long boobs. I will keep my short boobs!'" Previous Next Start Slideshow Parenting Humor