Popsugar Family Parenting Humor How to Get Your Child to Wipe Himself The 11 Stages of Getting Your Child to Wipe Himself (Successfully) July 31, 2014 by Denise Stirk View On One Page Photo 11 of 11 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 11 And then one glorious day he wipes himself clean as a whistle! He shows you his tush and it's spotless. And he did not require your assistance. There is a God . . . Source: NBC Previous Next Start Slideshow Parenting HumorPotty Training