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14 Things People Said While I Was Pregnant That Made Me Laugh
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"Your baby is going to be like three pounds."

OK, I know this one was meant to be a compliment, but the last thing a pregnant mama wants to hear is that her baby is going to be underweight. So excuse me while I call my ob–gyn in a panic — and then go cry myself to sleep.

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