After busting your butt in the kitchen for hours, finally getting to eat the food on your plate (amid handling kid requests for drinks, etc.), the time to share the pumpkin pie that you baked with love has arrived. As you walk into the dining room to serve it to the rest of the family, you notice that half of the table's occupants have gone elsewhere. The slamming front door tells you all that you need to know . . . those jerks have left before dessert to hit up the Thanksgiving DAY sales! Deva shows us this hideous indignity in her photo. Please know that chasing them down the block, pie in hand, is perfectly acceptable, and if you catch them, feel free to slam that pie in their faces . . . dessert to-go.
