9 Things I Want to Tell Kate Middleton Before She Welcomes Royal Baby #2

Remember when your husband put Prince George in the car seat already swaddled and parents around the world gasped in horror (OK, maybe they chuckled rather than gasped). You all got a pass because it was your first time using a car seat. If it happens this time, you'll be vilified as bad parents, and if you lived in our world, someone would call Child Protective Services on you.