The 9 Moms You Meet at Sleepaway Camp Drop-Off

She wants to live every moment of sleepaway camp vicariously through her child. She's read the camp brochure from cover to cover and attended all of the meetings, so she knows every single thing there is to know about the camp. She tells stories — quoting the words of the brochures — about all of the fun things that her child will do this Summer as if it were her own childhood experience . . . and don't even get her started on the campfire songs!