"Gourmet" Pregnancy Craving Cookbook Is the Most Hysterical Thing Ever

Review: This dish can’t be graded on our star rating because if we gave it half a star, every other dish would be 5 stars. Do not try this.

Ever.

Ignoring this warning isn’t like ignoring the expiry date on a yogurt. It’s like ignoring the warning of that wise old person in a horror movie who tells the group of teenagers, "Leave this place while you still can."