Popsugar Family Parenting Humor What It's Like Taking Kids to Visit a Mall Santa The 18 Soul-Crushing Stages of Taking Your Kids to Visit the Mall Santa December 1, 2015 by Kate Schweitzer View On One Page Photo 18 of 18 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 18 As your kids hop off his lap and you split the bill between three credit cards, you curse Santa's name. And vow never to return again . . . until next year. Previous Next Start Slideshow Parenting HumorHolidayFamily Self-CareGifs