The 7 Face-Palm-Worthy Ways Christmas Changes After Having Kids

At the end of the night, you try to coax highly neurotic (“Is Santa coming?!” “How will he find our house?” “But it’s foggy!”) kids to just go to sleep so that you can do 5,783 things but at a glacial pace because you have to creep around in perfect silence so as not to awaken said kids and ruin the magic of Christmas forever.