13 Notes From Kids Who Sold Their Parents Out Like It Was Nothing

Kids say a lot of funny things — usually unintentionally — but sometimes their "jokes" get a bit too real, especially for parents. As tiny humans with little to no filter, kids are pretty quick to sell a person out, and it doesn't matter if that person's name is Mom or Dad — it's every man for himself out here.

Read through to see how 13 kids totally sold their parents out like it was nothing.

01

This girl who wants to emulate her mommy's accomplishments.

02

This kid who told his whole class that his dad is a perfect example of gas.

03
This kid who honestly graded his mother's performance.
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This kid who honestly graded his mother's performance.

04

This kid who wants everyone to know that his dad is a great . . . cook.

05

This kid who was supposed to talk about her mom's "hobbies."

06
Evan, who gets that love means farting in front of each other.
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Evan, who gets that love means farting in front of each other.

08

This kid who was trying to take a personal day but is being forced to talk to his boring mom.

09
This kid whose mom is apparently working on her level of gassiness.
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This kid whose mom is apparently working on her level of gassiness.

10

Elissa, who is taking her presidential campaign — running against her dad — as seriously as Trump is.

11

Catherine, who apparently didn't care if her parents knew they were sold out.

12

This girl who wants the world to know that Daddy was singing Barbie songs — which made him mean.

13

This kid who wants his mom to know that she is "not cool with anything."