Popsugar Family Kid Parties Reasons Kids' Birthday Parties Are the Worst 11 Reasons Attending a Kid's Birthday Party Is the Worst June 24, 2017 by Alessia Santoro View On One Page Photo 9 of 11 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 9 You watch as the birthday kid spits all over their cake to blow out the candles — you really wanted a piece. Previous Next Start Slideshow Kid PartiesBirthday PartiesParenting HumorFamily Self-Care