School-supplies shopping with kids in tow.
Doing any kind of shopping with your kids is a nightmare (seriously, why are you even doing this to yourself?), but back-to-school shopping is a special hell located in the Crayola aisle of your local Target. You have crayons and markers at home, but they're on that damn list and your kid knows it. Here's a one-way ticket to 64-pack-of-crayons-they'll-barely-use land, population: you and every other mom at the store.
Cheers the other moms and take a nice, long swig. 🍷🍷🍷🍷