Ditch the Coffee — Here's How Much Wine You'll Need For Every Upcoming Back-to-School Situation

"Mom, I have to do my Summer reading project," said every kid ever at 8 p.m. on the night before school starts. Grab the poster board, Google the kiddo chapter book they had three months to read, and show off your best BS skills for your kids, who you'll encourage to do independent, quality work this school year.

Hypocrisy goes best with a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, we feel. 🍷🍷🍷🍷