Ditch the Coffee — Here's How Much Wine You'll Need For Every Upcoming Back-to-School Situation

The difficulty level increases with each squirmy child you add to the photo and also depends on how long you spent on your Pinterest-level chalkboard with their name and grade beautifully hand-lettered. They don't appreciate the sentimentality of a good first-day photo as much as you do, naturally, so this may be a losing battle.

Just snap the photo as quickly as possible, then chug. 🍷🍷