What Do Moms Really Want For Mother's Day?
15 Kinda Funny but Very Real Things I Actually Want For Mother's Day
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To Leave the House and Not Come Back Until It's Dark Out
Pretend that this is Lord of the Flies, and you have no mother and have to fend for yourselves. Don't ask me for anything. Figure out solutions to whatever issues you're having. Get a conch shell. Live off the land. I'm locking the doors. Oh, and by the way, when you come back, don't ask me for dinner.
