Your Kids Smell, and They're Proud of It
You catch a whiff of your kids as they hop in the car after practice, and you must roll the windows down in order to breathe sans gagging. They smell like rotten, sweaty old shoes that have been worn for months on sockless feet. How is it even possible for your children to smell this bad? When you tell them this, they reply with a "thank you" that is 100 percent sincere, because, well, this awful stench is proof of their hard work on the field.