Hilarious Dad of 9 Trying to Sell His Family's Van Says It's Haunted by "the Ghost of Vomit Past"

"My wife and I have used this van for the better part of a decade. We're a lovely couple, but we sometimes inadvertently back into inanimate objects. Also, we've been forced to take defensive driving class a few more times than the average American. That said, there are a number of other minor scratches, dents, and places where the paint is chipped on this vehicle."