Quick Question: Why Isn't Every Human on Earth Wearing This GIANT Sherpa-Lined Wearable Blanket?

If your version of heaven involves being draped in soft, sherpa-lined crowns and cloaks, you might not have to wait that long — thankfully — to settle into something that sounds that cozy. The Comfy ($45) is here for us Earth-bound civilians who desire peak comfort.

Think about it as a sherpa-lined sweatshirt that drapes down to your ankles, so roomy that you can pick up your knees and tuck yourself completely inside, like a snail. Or a hermit. This is not your grandmother's throw blanket. It's the answer to cold mornings, and it's perfect for the entire family. All you'll need are heated slippers and you'll never have to leave the couch again.