Amazon Sells Borderline NSFChristmas Costumes, and I Think We Can Safely Say People Have Lost Their Minds
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We've done a lot of unforgivable things to Santa in our quest for holiday jeer. We've draped ourselves in ugly Christmas sweaters that depict a very inebriated Mr. Claus, we've locked up the man in the bathroom and used his likeness to decorate toilet seats worldwide, and now this. Amazon is selling inflatable Christmas costumes where it looks like people are riding Santa, Rudolph, and the whole crew. Santa, we're very sorry about all this.
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Ride on Me Shoulder Santa
Santa is exhausted, but you should wear this Ride on Me Shoulder Santa ($25) anyway.
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Santa Costume Adult Carry Me Santa Claus Ride on Christmas Mascot Pants
We'd like to personally apologize to Santa in this Santa Costume Adult Carry Me Santa Claus Ride on Christmas Mascot Pants ($37) costume.
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Halloween Carry on Me Reindeer Rudolf
I feel like I can hear someone shouting, "Santa in the house" while wearing this Halloween Carry on Me Reindeer Rudolf ($36).
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Halloween Carry Ride on Me Shoulder Santa Claus
Doesn't Santa work hard enough without having to lug you around in the Halloween Carry Ride on Me Shoulder Santa Claus ($40) costume?
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Inflatable Elk Costume Christmas Santa Claus
The Inflatable Elk Costume Christmas Santa Claus ($40) is really funny.
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