A Curmudgeon Is Going Viral For Asking Neighbors to Stop Giving Out "Cheap" Halloween Candy

That last paragraph though! As if the kids going from door to door are making a cost-benefit analysis for every house they go to.

Also, Smarties (or Rockets as we call them in Canada) are the single best Halloween candy. To Hell with anyone who wants to deprive children of them!

— Flah (@MatZebrowski) October 3, 2019