Amazon Sells a Full-Size Gingerbread Costume That I'm Pretty Sure You Can't See Out Of

While Elf on the Shelf is certainly a way to entertain the kids throughout the month, if you're more interested in, well, scaring them, we have just the thing. Amazon is selling a Forum Novelties Men's Gingerbread Man Adult Costume ($50) that is giving us goosebumps just looking at it. We're not sure if it's the exaggerated icing details or the fact that when someone wears it, they presumably have to walk with straight legs, shifting side to side like a monster coming to get you in slow-mo, but something about this suit of honor horror feels more creepy than Christmas. Nonetheless, it's an epic costume to get for the holidays, and if you think your kids have the same sense of humor you do, don't worry, there's a cute kid's version that's much less scary.