Great Moments in Crop-Top History

Sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides, sometimes she wears crop tops.

Oops! . . . She did it again.

Who didn't want to be Kelly Kapowski in the '90s? One look at her enduringly cool ensemble, and we'd still jump at the chance to fill her seat at The Max.

When Marc Jacobs sends something down the runway, others follow — and by the following Spring, you couldn't escape crop tops on the catwalk. And wouldn't you know it, guess who was front and center at Jacobs's Fall show wearing a piece from this collection?

Of course, that was far from Miley's last go at the trend. She capped off the Summer of the crop top in Dolce & Gabbana separates, and somehow the singer's jeweled ensemble was far from her most shocking moment of the night. That honor came later, when she slipped into a certain teddy and popped a foam finger on her hand.

Who wasn't wearing crop tops this year? There was officially nowhere the style couldn't go when a pregnant Kerry Washington wore Prada on the SAG Awards red carpet.

I don't think you're ready for this belly — the ladies of Destiny's Child did crop tops proud with three coordinated looks.

And why should the ladies have all the fun? If anyone was going to go there, Brüno would (and can you blame him with those abs?).

When life hands you Dior dresses, make lemonade (or a two-piece pink ensemble, in Kim Kardashian's case, when she cut her design in half).