We're Still Scratching Our Heads Over These Designer Collaborations

Yes, because what first comes to mind when we think of Georgina Chapman and Keren Craig's romantic gowns are linebackers. Touchdown!

We suppose 99 percent fat free comes in handy when you're planning to slink into designs as sexy as Julien Macdonald's.

Oh Tom, you're so handsome and talented, but please leave the fashion to Gisele.

Ever wonder what a Rebecca Minkoff condom would look like? Turns out it's animal print.

Good news for any homeowner who's dreamt of having a sink inspired by the runway. Bad news for any shopper who can't afford Jason Wu's clothes — chances are these luxury faucets are out of range, too.

We're not saying that a baby with fine taste couldn't appreciate Cynthia Rowley's whimsical prints, we're just saying it seems like a bit of a waste (no pun intended).

We've long enjoyed Isaac Mizrahi's enterprising spirit, but this partnership may be something to sneeze at.

For a label that has often been quoted as eschewing commercialism, we're not sure you could go much more grande in the other direction than Starbucks.

Credit where credit's due, those were some pretty fierce sponges.