12 Completely Baffling Pictures of Women Shopping

We don't know exactly what's happening here, but we wish she wasn't doing it in public.

We can't tell if she just charged her shopping spree to mom's credit card and is offering Champagne as a peace offering, or if the Champagne was part of the shopping bender. Either way, this is a moment that's probably never played out on the floor of the mall.

Because if you didn't score anything good at the mall, at least you can use the shopping bags as hair ties.

It would be a pretty frightening day at the mall to discover this lady hiding in the clothing racks.

Unless your best friend is actually Regina George, you've probably never been this excited to shop.

Unless it's Halloween, why? Just why?

We swear we saw this scene play out in an episode of Sex and the City, we've just never seen anyone do it in real life.

Either she's picking out what shoes to wear in her own closet, in which case, we're pretty jealous of her setup, or she's nearly naked in the shoe department and security is on its way.

If this is what you look like at the mall, stick to online shopping.

If you're going to take a selfie, might we suggest that you don't do it with your credit card number in hand — this is financial security 101.

We might have dreams of reenacting our favorite scene from Pretty Women, but we've never gotten this comfortable on a store couch before.

If you've run out of money to spend, you shouldn't be here.